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Here's a multiple choice question for you all! What could cause your car's air-conditioning to suddenly stop working AND the steering wheel become almost impossible to turn?
a) your car's "brain" has suffered a stroke
b) a chipmunk has entangled itself in your engine's moving parts
c) the automotive black hole has descended upon your driveway
Hmmmm? It's a toughie but the answer is B! And do you know how much it costs to get the chipmunk's little mangled body removed from your engine? Oh, about $75 --- of course, the mechanic offered to show us his poor little remains --- SPARE ME THE PLEASURE!!!!! What was that man thinking???
a) your car's "brain" has suffered a stroke
b) a chipmunk has entangled itself in your engine's moving parts
c) the automotive black hole has descended upon your driveway
Hmmmm? It's a toughie but the answer is B! And do you know how much it costs to get the chipmunk's little mangled body removed from your engine? Oh, about $75 --- of course, the mechanic offered to show us his poor little remains --- SPARE ME THE PLEASURE!!!!! What was that man thinking???
posted by mummers at
10:01 PM
6 Comments:
Where in the manual does it say "CHeck for wildlife before starting engine..."?
praise the Lord it wasnt a rat!
I wonder if $75 is the standard fee for rodent removal.
Probably ... and to think he could also fire up the barbie for a few chipmunk steaks that night in addition to his fee.
Steak on a toot
That's just hilarious
Steak on a toothpick
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